As the red leaf warns: winter will be with us soon enough. If only I could bottle a little of this sunshine up and open it in January, like jam

“But do I really want my vagina to heal over through lack of use either?”

“I stand and grab a hefty bottle of perfume from the bathroom shelf and return t…”

“wierding me out”

“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t …”