Ash? Get bent and die.

“Why don't you sparkle?"-"Because I live in the real world, where vampires burst…”

“Okay. I'll help you fight. What do you think we're up against? Bears, Coyotes..…”

“There's nothing to read into. I'm just here to collect my beloved Damon and Ste…”

“I'd rather cut my throat," she said.An intriguing thought. But I can do it so m…”