Aside from those few times I’ve killed a man, I’m not a violent person.

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eatin…”

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on s…”

“I say he has room to grow, but the bride in the canoe might say, “Groom to row.”

“My shoes are scuffed and dirty from dancing. The grave of my enemy is where I g…”