Ask me if I give a shit. Author: John Green Copy Quote More from John Green “He awoke to his alarm the morning of the hunt at four thirty. It was the first …” “We fatties have a bond, dude. It's like a secret society. We got all kinds of s…” “It seems to me that all the things we keep in sealed boxes are both alive and d…” “I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.”