Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.

“Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savin…”

“I was born a master of the universe in Manhattan. Not Manhattan, New York City,…”

“A blanket could be used to fill the night sky with smoke, if you use it to suff…”

“Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.”