At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself.

“I traded in my car with no gas in the tank and my new car came with a full tank…”

“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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“A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeati…”

“My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the …”