Attorney ethics is a contradiction in terms, and its nonexistence is well documented.

“I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate…”

“The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pa…”

“Some of the higher-ups in the organization don’t know anything about the compan…”

“To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: F…”