Aw you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty. -Adrian Ivashkov

“Can you ever get off for good behavior?" he joked.I gave him what I hoped was a…”

“Oh God," I groaned, "Seth Mortensen just said 'fucking' out loud. The end of ti…”

“You’ll have your own superhero club before you know it. -Christian Ozera”

“Weapons weren't in the class description. It's about basic self-defense and han…”