Baby, I love you, more than ever, more than anything in the fucking world. You are my world. And all I’ve ever wanted is for me to be yours.

“Come now,” Javier said. “Sharing a bed with me isn’t that bad. You’ve been doin…”

“If wishes were fishes, this whole place would really stink.”

“I was a gentleman over everything. An ass-appreciating gentleman. We are the fi…”

“Metro Von Dickfucker”