Bah, Alzheimer’s. Grandma wouldn’t be so forgetful if she didn’t always have dick on her mind.

“They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can’t fake a sneeze. Maybe th…”

“The future is right around the corner from a bar called, “Yesterdays.” I know, …”

“I want to write a movie called “The Movie.” Clever title, no?”

“Here you’ll find everything you don’t need—and much less!”