BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!

“Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them.Mom: I haven't seen the…”

“Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”“That’s thoughtful o…”

“CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card. HOBBES: From Susie Derkins…”

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”