Be honest, asshole. Are you a dick magnet?

“My name is Aviva. It’s not male, and it’s not female, but it is a palindrome—wh…”

“I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting hi…”

“I’ve found the safest place to store my valuables is in a trash sack. Unless I …”

“I didn’t do it in 1066. But I’m only not guilty because I wasn’t quite alive th…”