Be like a sparrow aspiring to be an ostrich, and I’ll be like a cowboy with no horse looking for a speedy land runner to ride.

“I bought my groceries and they included free bags!”

“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only no…”

“A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.
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“Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving…”