Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t have to prepare to defeat you.

“You know what really chokes me up? Being strangled.”

“Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of pa…”

“A door shaped like a vagina is more inviting. Sure, I’ll come in, but not slouc…”

“Thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty three things. That’s all I need…”