Because I’m emotionally immature, I’d prefer letting go of you early and always remembering you as you were, rather than hanging on and letting things develop and blossom and then eventually decay.

“In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a bea…”

“I don’t think anybody’s ever written a song called, “There’s urine on the couch…”

“I’m about to crash for the night, and I’m wearing a bicycle helmet to bed. I ma…”

“A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much yo…”