Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent to even the tiniest child.

“Dipping my sticky glove into the bowl, I grabbed a handful of fingers. That’s f…”

“When the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, colori…”

“I want to picket white picket fences.”

“I tried to wear my shirt while it was still on the hanger. That’s just the kind…”