Being buried alive in a cemetery would put me in grave danger.

“And the next morning, after a night of passionate sex, I said those three littl…”

“If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I’m suspicious. I wonder what…”

“At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great …”

“I want to do something so hard so easily, and I want to do it with no hands. On…”