Ben Bernanke is like an economist on a misty morning, because he hasn’t the foggiest clue.

“I’m unemployed, so I’m seeking a handjob.”

“A condom prevents life. A gun takes life. Would a condom over the barrel of a g…”

“Don’t kiss in public, unless it’s midnight and you’re both wearing black so nob…”

“Algebra is numbers forgetting why they’re letters.”