Between hello and goodbye is I love you.

“-My son was 32 when he died.
-Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?”

“You can believe history books when they tell you when wars were fought. You jus…”

“I was in the shower the other day and I noticed on the back of the shampoo bott…”

“Michael Phelps collects huhs. Huh? His mouth said nothing, but his actions said…”