Blankets are covers, covering the sins of my fathers. 


“By a simple show of hands, who here is wearing gloves?”

“I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an e…”

“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if t…”

“I don't know what love is, but I know what love isn't. Love isn't a peanut butt…”