Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line warm. Well, they could be, if the people weren’t already hot with rage at the ineptitude and greed of the political class.


“I would have kissed her goodnight, but it was six in the morning.”

“When I tap my car’s brakes, my horn beeps. Don’t make me flick on my windshield…”

“When your clothes are aren’t, I’ll be there trying to get invisible with you.”

“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”