Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians didn’t have bricks for brains.


“A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the…”

“Giving up giving up—it’s good for your health. Make love like you just stole it…”

“A blanket could be shared with someone cold. And if you’re sharing your blanket…”

“Just don’t stand around and say, “Just don’t stand around.” That’s my job, and …”