Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the people warm, maybe they wouldn’t try to heat themselves up through continual fornication. 


“Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there …”

“I am the sum of all somes, with a few scattered nones and nuns thrown in (thoug…”

“Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me…”

“A blanket could be used to cover Mt. Rushmore. But if you rush more, you’re goi…”