Bloodless revolutions are rare.

“When the enemy gets to your citadel, your prided epicenter, everything's in pla…”

“New Rule: Coal companies have to stop calling coal "energy." That's like a lumb…”

“New Rule: Stop lying to me about your pancake mix. The back of the box says 1 1…”

“New Rule: From now on, duct tape must be called what it really is--murder tape.…”