Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.

“Seeing no better jobs on the horizon than flipping hamburgers with so much grea…”

“I was hoping you’d leave the back door open for me, I said as he turned around …”

“A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in tra…”

“There were 17 people at the funeral. 16 of them were there for a family reunion…”