Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them.

“I saw the corpse, and I called the cops. But not before I called a 1-800 phone …”

“If I were stranded on a desert island, and could have only one person and three…”

“A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightl…”

“I’m going to count to three, and if you’re not on number four by the time I’m d…”