Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'
Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

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“CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’…”

“CUSTOMER: Is your mother around ?BOOKSELLER: ... I run this bookshop.CUSTOMER: …”