Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.

“This book is destined to make waves no matter which ocean you throw it into. Th…”

“I cleaned out my belly button last night, and I found the meaning of life. Gosh…”

“I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It’s fun to watch, but it sure wo…”

“Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the mo…”