Brick” could be the name of a restaurant. But so could “Blah,” “Gruel,” and “A Taste of the Gulag.”


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“I am the world’s greatest American. I narrowly beat out all of China for the ti…”

“The phrase “The cat’s out of the bag” tells that a secret’s been exposed to the…”

“We danced together. We didn’t look graceful, but how could we? She only had one…”