Brick” could be the name of a restaurant. But so could “Blah,” “Gruel,” and “A Taste of the Gulag.”


“I like being right more than I like keeping friends. Certainly this leaves me l…”

“It’s not gay to jack off, so how could it be gay to give your clone a handjob? …”

“My job is so boring I’m thinking of boring a second hole into my penis.”

“-The good guys are coming, boss. What do you want me to do?-Don’t just stand th…”