Brick is to blanket, as ellipses is to…


“Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer …”

“Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the pe…”

“Love is like a zebra refereeing a football game. I should know, because I am th…”

“Thanks,” I said, “have a great day.” And I turned to leave. Damn! I am such a c…”