Bricks, bricks, and bricks could be given away at the Olympics, instead of gold, silver, and bronze medals. If all a champion wants is to win, then I’ll take all that unnecessary gold and silver off the international community’s hands. 


“Bricks could be used to neatly pack your suitcase. It would promote personal st…”

“18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded…”

“In my dream, the passenger seat of my car was a toilet. I guess I was on my way…”

“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucum…”