Bricks could be used to feed the homeless. But why not use those bricks to build the homeless people homes? Oh yeah, because that’s not the sort of smart decision DC makes.


“Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.”

“Everybody has a past—even if it lies in the future.”

“I’m dropping by. I may hit a few red lights, so I’ll be there in thirteen hours.”

“My clones will look like me, and therefore I’ll treat them like myself—starting…”