Brown ties are barely even good enough to wipe my ass with.

“I made 100 dollars, or a Ben Franklin, today. And out of that I probably spent …”

“I went to a gun range and shot a man made out of paper. That paper man must hav…”

“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some ad…”

“Is love a gift from heaven? If it is, it’s often wrapped in disinterest and rej…”