Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names. Author: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.” “Looming visage noble American colonel. Courageous, renown of history, Colonel S…” “I fainted....and you ate my ass?You fed me my own ass?” “I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping…”