But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.

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“Lady and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on …”

“My name is Hazel. Augustus Waters was the great sat-crossed love of my life. Ou…”

“We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you…”