But nothing violates the rules of shutting up and not caring so much as flirting - except possibly for that enchantingly horrible moment when you act upon the flirting, that moment where you seal your heartbreak with a kiss.

“I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.”

“When you leave a place, it's best to leave.”

“We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwat…”

“Before I got here, I thought for a long time that the way out of the labyrinth …”