But you know, if you're looking for love, there's always the mirror.

“God must've had single women in mind when he invented dogs”

“And so I make a pact with the devil, or in this case, my mommy.”

“The crowd watched. 'Sir?' said the cop. 'Can you please answer the crazy woman …”

“Don't be nice to me," she whispered, though she didn't move away. "I might cry …”