but you men... you're all alike. Alive, dead, undead- all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?"
"What are you saying?"
"Winston poltergeisted my panties, that's what!"
"Why, you scurvy, lecherous spook! If my pipes still worked, I'd go right back there and piss on your grave!

Author: Jeaniene Frost