By brother is so young that to this day he still doesn’t exist.

“I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our …”

“My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even …”

“I’d make a good groom, if my last name were McBride.”

“I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.”