By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m a gopher. If I see something I want, I go for it, Orafoura said .And I’m a …” “I refuse to answer the phone, especially when it’s not questioning (ringing).” “A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited u…” “A blanket could be used to say I’m sorry without using words, gestures, body la…”