By the time I tell you to start doing something, it’s time for you to stop listening and start doing. Especially if what I tell you to do is start listening.

“Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.”

“I think a great book title would be “Ida Says ‘I do’ in Idaho.” It would be abo…”

“I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and be…”

“I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I alwa…”