Call me Clyde. Call me Dale. Call me a Clydesdale.

“You make me sick. I think I’ll have to call out of work on your account. Or hav…”

“I want to type one of my books into a free online translation website, and conv…”

“I am the open, empty palm. You may call it ingratitude, bearing no gifts, but I…”

“People love to love, but I love to sleep, and that is why cats are closer to Go…”