Call me paranoid, but the shape the human hand makes when extending out for a handshake looks suspiciously like a karate chop. Maybe diplomacy, especially in DC, could use a little kung fu mixed in.

“It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And pe…”

“I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.”

“One of the things you never want to be in this life is boring. But once, sad to…”

“A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what…”