Call me Red Thunder. My partner, Silent Lightning, is invisible, but noisy.

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“Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and …”

“It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your ca…”

“I want a trophy that has atrophy—where the maquette on top isn’t sculpted metal…”