Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the so…”

“I'd like to see a flag made not out of stars and stripes, but rather fingers an…”

“If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forwar…”

“If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.”