Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring directly at your vagina.

“I can’t remember the last time I had fun. Wait, yes I can. It was 1989, and I w…”

“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of c…”

“I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.”

“I long for your love like shortness of breath. Somebody get me an inhaler!”