Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to argue?

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, t…”

“The only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in hig…”

“An ear shaped like a question mark is not receptive to life’s answers.”

“When he misbehaves, I’ll clap and then point at my cat, as if transmitting the …”