Catholic, Episcopalian, I won’t have sects with you.

“Selling flesh-tearing torture devices for more than $55,555 dollars, now that’s…”

“I am the world’s greatest American. I narrowly beat out all of China for the ti…”

“A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!
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“I put the “Dan” in Danger. I’m sorry, Dan.”