Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blankets.

“Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for …”

“I hung the plaque on the wall, right next to the floss.”

“Kids should be cute, caring, cuddly, and above all, quiet.”

“I am honest and enthusiastic, except when I’m lying down.”