Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, which are only half dead.

“Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last …”

“My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case,…”

“If my skin wasn’t flesh, but was tinfoil, I’d probably not only be left-handed,…”

“Forget food for thought. Give me food for my belly.”